I never was the most athletic kid growing up. Never did take to arithmetic or science.
But give me a fork and spoon and I will put down food with the best of men.
Now if it rhymes with bacon or was birthed from a greasy deep fryer I've tried it and most undoubtedly it was delicious.
So sit back. Grab some Spam jerky and come along as I follow my stomach in search of food that is Rated X-tra Yummy!